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What we do.........
We are here to Worship
the Evil Emperor
The
"Black One"
Our Beliefs
1. He is our one and only true
Business Analyst.
2. All Departments shall, in time,
be his.
3. He shalt be worshipped in the
Holy Car Park at 5.00 pm.
4. The Rebel Alliance is unholy
and shall be crushed.
5. Their home world of "Pennine"
shall become part of the Black Empire.
6. Their leader "Chris The Good"
shalt be discredited and his name reviled.
7. Every morning he shalt be blessed
with two scoops.
8. His chariot "The Holy Vectra"
is faster than any Alfa Romeo.
9. Women shall bow down and praise
him by popup.
10. He alone can determine our
careers.
Oh Yeah dig that funky beat .......... 
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comments or suggestions to :
gileg@legend.co.uk
Remember..... "May the Black
be with you".